I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just had sex on a roof
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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