He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
