That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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