Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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