yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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