Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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