he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I intend to get homeless drunk
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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