So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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