I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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