I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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