did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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