I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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