There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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