Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm bleeding and have questions
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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