i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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