he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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