just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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