OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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