Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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