Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im six kinds of drunk right now
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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