SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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