I have demons in me.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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