i barfeds in our rink
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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