Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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