Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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