So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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