Walk of Shame. In a state park.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am naked and annoyed.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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