This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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