At least make sure they are 18
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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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