and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I want a musical about memes.
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