So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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