he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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