I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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