actually, I'm a sock model
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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