I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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