This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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