the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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