we're blogging at a bar
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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