But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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