How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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