doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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