I am puke
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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