Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize