He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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