Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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