Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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