i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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