Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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