as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize