If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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