Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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