You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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