ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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