Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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