yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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