FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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